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CALLING ALL ACTORS: December 3, 2007

Orlandont is casting for "AssWar" a feature length (90 minute) NC-17 butt of all jokes comedy. A disturbing vision of Rear End Times forces El Cruzador to uncover the meaning of mass ass worship before the sun is overtaken by the moon.

Rear Nudity is required of all roles for Ass War (no front or tops, just back and bottom.) Just saw some books of Robert Mapplethorpe and Jeff Koons work. If you can see the reason for those images, well, Ass War is nowhere near as hardcore, but the spirit of their work informs Ass War (More Koons and his foreword to his paradise series). Consider this T&A- Tuckas & Art in service of ideas and laughs.

Looking for individuals and actors in 30s and late 20s to play people who are lost and looking for answers and find them in escalating degrees of ass worship. (Post-collegiate, Post-Marriage and post-adult milestone markers seeking faith and community as life hasn't delivered what they expected.)

Deferred pay, which means no pay guarantee, so do it for fun, imagination and & vegan home cooking. All scenes will be posted online within weeks of shooting, so you can use those for your web reel. Shooting weekends in February-March 2008. This is totally no-budget. No make-up or hair done on set.

AUDITIONS: After reading Bambi Vs. Godzilla, we are not holding auditions. Mamet states the ideal is to view an actor as an audience member first, rather than judging them on the basis of a marathon of auditions. No one likes auditions anyhow.

We're looking for actors, not filmmakers. Don't get flashy. Simple is best. If possible, have a full shot, and a close up of your face, along with left and right profile.

So send a web video link. Send a web video interview link, links to any other web videos, headshot, and availability for rehearsals and shooting to orlandont@gmail.com.

ORLANDONT FILM QUOTES #1

56K PDF File, Posted Aug.13.07

In pursuing Film-based tourism, Orlandont has collected more inspired quotes from Carl Th. Dreyer and John Cassavetes so you know where we're coming from.

No, we don't want remakes or repetition of their results. However, the process is the thing, and you'll wind up with wildly different results. This is the attitude and spirit from where our work begins. Read, weep, try.

And pursue Courage on Camera. (where you do things on camera that you'd be too shy to do otherwise. Why? Camera is your courage. You commit to the images, and playing best for the screen. It's not what you get, it's all that you give. Courage on Camera.)

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